February 2012
117 posts
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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Put the Actors of Supernatural on the faces of Spongebob characters.
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More Questions!!
1: Full name
Alexandra Jean Freytag
2: Zodiac sign
Pisces
3: 3 Fears
-Spiders
-Heights (ladder heights, not plane heights)
-bugs that sting
4: 3 things I love
-Music
-Art
-Friends/Family
5: 4 turns on
-being yourself
-eyes
-sweet nothings
-purpose
6: 4 turns off
-bad hygiene
-being an asshole
-neglecting people you shouldn't
-unaware of your faults
7: My best friend
TOO MANY! : )
8: Sexual orientation
Straight
9: My best first date
Lilo and Stitch with Will Grome
10: How tall am I
5 foot 7
11: What do I miss
My family, and being super dorky with them
12: What time were I born
8: 30 PM
13: Favourite color
Green
14: Do I have a crush
Not currently
15: Favourite quote
"Soul meets soul on lovers lips" or "Love is passion, obsession, something you can't live without"
16: Favourite place
Joyce's lake house
17: Favourite food
Goldfish
18: Do I use sarcasm
nooo, never : P
19: What am I listening to right now
the sounds of Supernatural, season 2
20: First thing I notice in new person
facial expression
21: Shoe size
9ish
22: Eye color
blue/green/gray
23: Hair color
Brown with reddish fading ends
24: Favourite style of clothing
somewhere between skater and hipster
25: Ever done a prank call?
yep
26: What colour of underwear I'm wearing now?
white with pink and yellow flowers, pink trim
27: Meaning behind my URL
short version of my name
28: Favourite movie
Road to Elderado
29: Favourite song
Burn For You by John Farnham
30: Favourite band
At this very moment, Gambit.
31: How I feel right now
purdy good considering
32: Someone I love
My Mama
33: My current relationship status
Single
34: My relationship with my parents
Very good, albeit stressful sometimes
35: Favourite holiday
Halloween
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
No tattoos yet, one hole in each ear
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
I want second holes and as for Tats
-Roses
-Triskelion
-Valknut
-acorn
-pisces H
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
It's amusing
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
Nope
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
I get goodnight texts from my mom if I don't text her first
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
nope
42: When did I last hold hands?
Friday?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
15 minutes unless I want to look nice lol
44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?
Nope, didn't need to
45: Where am I right now?
In my bed room
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
Francis
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
At a reasonable level
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Yep, both
49: Am I excited for anything?
Right now? not particularly
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
Yeah, Francis, Jon or Will
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
More often then I'd like to
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
Satuday?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
That'd be fine, the last person I kisses wasn't a significant other to me
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
nope
55: What is something I disliked about today?
That I got my hopes up for a job and it was SHOT down
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Ellen
57: What do I think about most?
Myself and that's not a bad thing,
58: What’s my strangest talent?
I can play the ocarina
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
I'm afraid of clogging toilets
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind
61: What was the last lie I told?
That'd I'd go to the gym tonight haha. I might, but i might not
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Phone
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
I think the possibilities are there
64: Do I believe in magic?
in a young girls heart
65: Do I believe in luck?
Yes
66: What's the weather like right now?
Sunny but cool
67: What was the last book I've read?
Tale of the Thunderbolt, book 3 of Vampire Earth
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
if it's weak, i can't do the strong smell
69: Do I have any nicknames?
Alex, Pinky, Jeany Bean, Alex-O, Lil Grilla, Weasel.
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
Car accident
71: Do I spend money or save it?
spend sadly
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
Nope, but I've sure as hell tried
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
Yes indeedy
74: Favourite animal?
Wolf
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
Getting home from Rock Your Face Case
76: What do I think Satan’s last name is?
Not something I particularly think about
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
You're the Voice by John Farnham
78: How can you win my heart?
Treat me right
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
Loving Wife, Loving Mother. (need to get there first)
80: What is my favorite word?
Troubadour
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
karifairy
fuckyeahtattoos
maycury-forever
colmorgan
charlietodds
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
Hello World!
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
Yes actually
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Teleportation through time and space
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
"Is your room clean?"
86: What is my current desktop picture?
NewGrange, Ireland
87: Had sex?
Yes
88: Bought condoms?
Nope
89: Gotten pregnant?
Nope
90: Failed a class?
Nope
91: Kissed a boy?
Yep
92: Kissed a girl?
Yep
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
Yep
94: Had job?
More or less
95: Left the house without my wallet?
Plenty of times
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
No
97: Had sex in public?
No
98: Played on a sports team?
YES! many infact
99: Smoked weed?
Worth a try
100: Did drugs?
Nope
101: Smoked cigarettes?
Yes
102: Drank alcohol?
Yep
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
Nope
104: Been overweight?
yes
105: Been underweight?
HA
106: Been to a wedding?
in them too
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
: D yes
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
yes
109: Been outside my home country?
Canada soooorta counts
110: Gotten my heart broken?
who hasnt
111: Been to a professional sports game?
Minor leagues
112: Broken a bone?
Nope
113: Cut myself?
not purposefully
114: Been to prom?
4 of them
115: Been in airplane?
yep
116: Fly by helicopter?
Nope
117: What concerts have I been to?
Josh Groban, Miyavi, Gambit
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
nope
119: Learned another language?
workin on it!
120: Wore make up?
yes
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
oops
122: Had oral sex?
ya
123: Dyed my hair?
yep
124: Voted in a presidential election?
NOPE
125: Rode in an ambulance?
sadly
126: Had a surgery?
minor
127: Met someone famous?
Sorta
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
not maliciously haha
129: Peed outside?
not that i recall
130: Been fishing?
such a failed attempt
131: Helped with charity?
volunteer work for a charity group
132: Been rejected by a crush?
haha yeah
133: Broken a mirror?
yes
134: What do I want for birthday?
I honestly have no idea
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
at least 2 and I don't know.
136: Was I named after anyone?
My middle name was from a grandmother figure in my life
137: Do I like my handwriting?
it's ok
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
beanie babies, particularly Weiner
139: Favourite Tv Show?
Doctor Who, or Merlin
140: Where do I want to live when older?
NYC or the UK or Asia
141: Play any musical instrument?
Piano and Ocarina
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
the one above my eyebrow I got trying to do ballet in my kitchen age 5. Ran into the table
143: Favourite pizza toping?
CHEEEESE
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
Yes
145: Am I afraid of heights?
Ladder heights, not plane heights. I don't like to see where I'll hit
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
Nope
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
yes
148: What I'm really bad at
Dancing
149: What my greatest achievments are
getting into college and keeping up with it
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
I try to forget those
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
Pay tuition
152: What do I like about myself
my eyes
